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murphels:

uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR

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betype:

Oh yeah (by DiXiT_80)

fackingmoarkewkies:

fuckingrecipes:

SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER. 

GET SOME FRUIT.

BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT. 

BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.

PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES. 

NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER. 

YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE? 

TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER. 

I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER. 

FUCK. 

WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’

IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT. 

NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE. 

TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT. 

Calm down, Karkat

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liquid-pickle:

wibblywobblymoffatywoffaty:

cas-wants-the-dean:

theannieplanet:

ramsaaylicious:

firenzesun:

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bendingthewaywardsons:

cas-wants-the-dean:

leodeservestheoscar:

WHOSE BUTT IS THIS? 

I thought it was Jeremy Renner’s then someone else posted it as Tom Hiddleston’s and I just saw that it belonged to Jensen?? EXPLAIN.

I AM IN THE SPN FANDOM

I KNOW THAT ASS

I KNOW THAT BLACK WATCH

THAT IS JENSEN ACKLES BOOTY

ghurl thats tom hiddlestons butt

same plain black shirt and watch

that my good friend, is jensen’s ass

good day

I did a thing to help us

it’s Josh Hutcherson’s butt….

its my butt

OKAY UPDATE:

I searched google by uploading the image and all the results were tied between JENSEN ACKLES AND JEREMY RENNER.

And almost every single one of the articles said they’re weren’t sure who’s butt it actually is.

The people that say it’s jeremy’s said they’re pretty sure it’s not his, and even the jensen ackle’s people can’t say for sure either.

There is no original poster i could not find a full picture.

We have nothing to go on except the evidence before our eyes.

Ladies and gentleman, before me are two pictures. Only one of these is the mystery butt.

look at the watch though it’s totally Ackles booty

If you actually pay attention to the rest of the body, you’ll see that Renner’s arms are more muscular and have a vein popping out. Jensen’s elbows are softer and his arms are thinner, making the booty in the picture actually the property of Jensen Ackles.

You’re welcome.

Love, the Sherlock Fandom.

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do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns 

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meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

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sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

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nonamesareleft:

i think life is about listening to music that gives you goosebumps, closing your eyes & letting the sun shine on your face, recognising the smell of grass and rain soaked asphalt and your mum’s perfume, wrapping your arms around people and burying them into your chest until they’re only breathing in love, seeing new places and learning new things. really, learning and learning and learning until you don’t feel like judging anyone for anything.

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